He'd probably go anywhere with you. Except maybe the Ice Capades because that really freaked him out when he was five.

The Humphrey men do casual Friday everyday.

The grilled cheese with truffles is really good, by the way!

Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons.

Agnes: Okay, seriously, you work your ass off, and for what? So Eleanor can rip off your ideas?
Jenny: No, Eleanor promised that I could be in the meetings with the buyers from Mendels and Barney's today.
Agnes: Just like she introduced you to the guy from Bloomingdale's.

Jenny: Ahhhh! Dan! You guys are together! You're back together! It wasn't a doctored photo?
Dan: No, we are. We just haven't... told anybody yet.

Jenny: Thanks Dad. I really like Damien.
Rufus: [to Jenny] You're young, you'll get over it.

I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know.

Agent: You girls have been getting a lot of press. You've got talent. Who's the designer?
Jenny: It's me.
Agnes: And I'm the face of the line, and brains of the operation.

Asher: Oh, oh so sorry. Are you okay?
Jenny: Yeah. [laughs] My lunch isn't though.
Asher: Uh, let me give you my last dollar.
Jenny: Oh, I couldn't you shouldn't be walking the streets with no money.
Asher: Let's just settle for an IOU then.
Jenny: It's just a hot dog.

Gossip Girl Quotes

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Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.