Jess Day Quotes
Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0.
I said chill day in, but did I mean it?
Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?
Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.
This looks like an ad for a bong making company.
Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.
Jury duty was quite simply the tops.
Schmidt: Oh good lord! I'm marrying Nick.
Why does he act like the Pope when he's happy?