Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0.

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• Added: April 26, 2016

I said chill day in, but did I mean it?

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• Added: April 26, 2016

Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?

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• Added: April 26, 2016

Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.

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• Added: March 29, 2016

Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.

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• Added: March 22, 2016

Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.

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• Added: March 22, 2016

Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.

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• Added: March 22, 2016

This looks like an ad for a bong making company.

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• Added: March 22, 2016

I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.

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• Added: March 15, 2016

Jury duty was quite simply the tops.

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• Added: March 08, 2016

Schmidt: Oh good lord! I'm marrying Nick.
Jess: Duh.

• Permalink: Duh.
• Added: January 19, 2016

Why does he act like the Pope when he's happy?

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• Added: January 19, 2016