Jess Day Quotes
Jess: Nick calls birds 'wind-mice.' Nick says 'yahtzee' when he climaxes. He calls turtles 'shell-beavers.'
Nick: Well, that's what they should be called.
What's up, Coach? You have so many sweatpants! You need to buy normal pants!
Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!
Boob season's over, for you!
You don't like lakes, I don't like space! It's okay!
Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: It's like a plant. It needs sun and air.
You're Abby Freakin' Day. You can do whatever you want. Except vote.
Ooh, bonus shot of Dad getting a haircut while eating spaghetti!
Have you seen a girl who looks like me, but with chaos in her eyes?
Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.
I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!
Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.