Joan Holloway Quotes
Joan: You're so arrogant.
Joey: Me? What do you do around here besides walking around like you're trying to get raped?
Joan: Excuse me?
Joey: I'm not some young girl off the bus. I don't need some madame from a Shanghai whorehouse to show me the ropes.
Joan: Cut it out, and don't make me come out here again.
Joey: Sorry, Mom!
Joan: I don't like sitting at my desk and looking into a garbage dump.
Joey: Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.
Joan: Not very subtle are they?
Takahashi: No, they are not.
Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.
That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.
One day you'll lose someone who's important to you. You'll see. It's very painful.
You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.
Aren't you darling? You're going to be gangbusters.
I said congratulations, didn't I? Although, sometimes when people get what they want they realize how limited their goals were.
Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because your very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.
Joan: Stop it.
Peggy, this is isn't China. There's no money in virginity.