Wow, three damsels in distress

Joe

You know what's so great about tennis? Love means zero

Joe

Do you know how many times I bought a business that I wasn't absolutely sure was going to make a profit? Once. I wasn't looking to buy a clothing company... I didn't want to buy a clothing company. I wanted... It doesn't matter what I wanted... I have gambled enough on Victory Ford

Ellen: have you returned any of her calls?
Joe: Have you returned the ring? What are you waiting for?
Ellen: For her to come to her senses

Joe: what do you think?
Ellen: i think if i made a quick dash for the door i think i could retire comfortably in the Bahamas

...and the lighting, did we have to pull someone off tour? Steven Tyler is not going to look good under 60 watt bulbs

I lived a whole life before you victory, if you want to hear more, share it with me

Victory: You can't go on this trip, it's too dangerous
Joe: Life before caller id, that was dangerous, this is a challenge

Victory: As long as your my boss there's no point in discussing a romantic relationship.
Joe: That leaves is in a bit of a pickle doesn't it? And pickles and truffles. Not sexy.

I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.

Joe: ... my former dentist
Victory: Well aren't you gonna say hello?
Joe: Why should I? He gave me a sinus infection.

Victory: If the sketches were stolen, we need to speak to the men who did the move.
Joe: Somehow I doubt men with names like Bubba and Bones would know where to sell a cocktail dress design.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.