Jordan Sullivan Quotes
Dr. Kelso: I really think you're making a big mistake. You see the most destructive thing about Doctor...
Jordan: [Yawns] Yawn. You see I say yawn because when I actually yawn, you don't get it.
Dr. Kelso: See you in hell
Dr. Cox: Don't look her in the eyes, newbie; she'll steal your soul. So, how are things going down in the underworld?
Jordan: Good. And you? Still have a rollicking social life?
Dr. Cox: Since I cut you loose, it's been one big party!
Jordan: In the next five seconds, name someplace other than the hospital or your apartment you've been in the last month. Five... Four... Three... Two...
Dr. Cox: My car! On the way to the... big party.
Jordan: Ooh. That must have hurt
J.D.: Uh... I just don't think we should see each other again.
Jordan: The story of my life. Anytime I let my guard down just a little, I get hurt.
J.D.: I am so sorry.
Jordan: You know how long it's been since I connected with someone? You know, it's not fair that just because of him I don't get to spend time... Boy, it's hard to keep that going! See ya, D.J., I got a date. "See each other again"...
J.D.: She's gonna be okay
J.D.: Jordan, look I know you're on your way to the board meeting and I know you don't really like me.
Jordan: I don't dislike you. I nothing you.
J.D.: Oh thanks. That's, that's special
I didn't do it for you, Perry, I only did it because the thought of you rotting here in this hospital is better than figuring out ways to spend your alimony check
Dr. Kelso: Ah, Sweetheart! Are you getting younger?
Jordan: Ugh.
Dr. Kelso: This is Dr. Dorian - he'll be looking after you.
Jordan: And who will be looking after him?
J.D.: So, uh, how are you feeling?
Jordan: Great. That's why I'm here. Listen, R.J.-
J.D.: J.D.
Jordan: Like it matters. Look, you seem like a nice, spineless little boy, so let's be honest. I'm here because it was the only way to end my beast of a mother's nagging, pseudo-concern.
J.D.: How sweet.
Jordan: So, do your little tests; but first, close the blinds, wash off whatever eighth-grade dance cologne you're wearing so we don't add nausea to my symptoms, and I'll need lemon wedges for my sparkling water - which, for some reason, you have yet to get me.
J.D.: Okay, well let me just check out-
Jordan: Doing things I want first, your little tests later.
J.D.: Nice to meet you
J.D.: I have to be honest, Miss Sullivan; when Dr. Kelso said "board member", I was thinking of this, like, old, grumpy-
Jordan: That would be my father. He died.
J.D.: I'm so sorry.
Jordan: ...Twenty years ago.
J.D.: Oh. I woulda said sorry back then, but I had a little trouble with my S's...I was five... S's..
J.D.: Sorry. He's a... Wait, wait, wh-why are you dressed?
Jordan: Oh, I'm going to a party. I assume my tests are normal, or else you wouldn't be chatting me up. But, gosh, Huckleberry, I sure hope we can go down to the river sometime and race frogs!
J.D.'s Narration: That's it!
J.D.: Listen, you spoiled, bossy, chore of a woman.
Jordan: I'm sorry, what'd you just say?
J.D.'s Narration: You're in now, go for it.
J.D.: I'm the doctor, here. So put your gown back on, get back in bed, and shut the hell up.
Jordan: No one talks to me that way!
J.D.: Well, get used to it...missy... Um... I didn't mean to be such a hard-ass just now. You can totally wait until I'm gone to put your gown back on.
Jordan: Take off your pants.
J.D.: Yes, ma'am
Dr. Cox: Hello, Jordan.
J.D.'s Narration: Oh, no, no.
Jordan: Perry.
J.D.: "Perry"?
Dr. Cox: You never heard that.
J.D.'s Narration: I never heard that, I'm not here, and I don't have your ex-wife's bite mark on my neck
J.D.: Oh, thanks, that's-that's special. Look, I have to ask you a favor, but you have to know this is not why we slept together.
Jordan: Yeah, you had nothing to do with why we slept together.
J.D.: I think we both know that's not completely true.
Jordan: Oh, please. Even though you're terrified the Good Dr. Cox'll find out, if I wanted you to go to his apartment right now and have sex with me in front of him, you would.
J.D.: Please don't do that
Jordan: Admittedly, getting rid of Maddox is a board issue. But, as you all know, I recently retired to become a full-time mom.
J.D.'s narration: Crap! We forgot Jordan's retirement party last week. I hope we weren't the only ones.
Dr. Cox: I really should have gone to your party.
Jordan: You think?
