Jo: I don't want to miss out on us again? So what do you say, will you make an honest woman out of me?
Zane: In any time line, I love you Jo.
Jo: I love you.

Jo: Fargo, get up. Eureka is about to be destroyed by a network of wormholes.
Fargo: Yeah tell me about it. But I convinced them to give us an extra day so we can salvage the situation.
Zoe: I think she meant actually wormholes.

Taggert: Get back here.
Jack: Outsmarted you again?
Taggert: His IQ is higher than yours, mate. He's a canine Houdini. Lend us a hand?
Jo: No, I am sorry Tag, we're kindda busy.
Jack: Yeah, aren't you the dog catcher?
Taggert: Biological Containment Specialist.
Jack: Right.

Parrish: Sheriff, Ms. Lupo. Are you here to assist me with the move?
Jack: Actually we are here to see if you are trying to stop it.
Jo: When it comes to disgruntle employees, you're sort of top of the list.
Parrish: Oh on the contrary. I am fully gruntled. Global Dynamics hasn't appreciated my talents. Now that I am a free agent, the world is my oyster.

Zane: How goes the packing Jo-Jo?
Jo: It's like herding cats.

Fargo: We were just talking military man stuff.
Jo: Really, you served? Which division?
Fargo: Uh long division?

Jo: Smart Dust?
Jack: Not so smart anymore.

Allison: We are green across the board, everything is good.
Jack: I cleared my whole morning for damage control.
Jo: Me too.
Jack: Coffee?

Jack: What do you figure, we going to blow something up or get covered in goo?
Jo: Why are you so pessimistic?
Jack: Really?
Jo: [timidly] Right, I think I'm gonna go with goo.
Jack: I'll go with blow something up.

Jo: Is that...
Allison: Fargo.
Jack: Yeah, this is going to go well.

Lupo: We've never worked this close together and I had no idea you were so magnetic.
Parrish: This type of thing happens all the time. I would be lying if I didn't say I felt something.

Jo: Playing dumb just makes it worst.
Jack: Playing dumb? I AM dumb.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.