Josh Quotes
Liam: I am your maker and so I will nurture you, that's what we do.
Josh: Stop talking to us like we're children. I've been a wolf before.
Liam: Not mine. I'm a purebred. My blood is different. Before you thought it was a curse, but now you'll see it's a gift.
I killed a zombie werewolf in a magical dimension a few hours ago, so pledging fidelity to the love of my life feels kind of tame by comparison.
Josh: Dude! We're nurses, we're not too well versed on like eye of newt! Can't we just bring a weapon, like a normal weapon?
Aidan: Look, the heart of the bewitched, Sally's heart, is our weapon.
Sally: Dorothy only needed a bucket of water!
Josh: When I told you I would always choose you, I meant it.
Nora: I know that. But the reason I chose you is because you're the kind of guy who can only think about being his friend right now. And it's why I'm going to marry you when you come home.
Josh: If I come home.
The wedding is in four hours. We have a house full of ... guest.
Nothing like a vampire stripper to put things into perspective.
Between Stevie and Erin, we don't exactly have the best track record with wayward teens.
Josh: This is my fault. I'm in this. I brought you all back and now I have to deal with the consequences. And the pain. Stevie's in too much pain, Sally.
Sally: This isn't right. This is not who you are.
Josh: It's exactly who I am now.
I'll tell you what he's telling us. That he cannibalized his parents and that he killed and ate a United States postal worker.
There is an arm. In your house! In the breadbox! There's an arm!
Stevie: I tried living on the street. It didn't take too long until I got scared. Then I remembered the lake house.
Sally: Keanu?
Josh: Sandy?
Stevie: What?
Sally: Nothing. Go on.
Josh: Nothing, just continue.
Josh. Oh my God.
Sally: Are you okay?
Josh: Yeah. It's just...I just can't believe how unremarkable it's become to dispose of a body.
