Jules: What's up? It hasn't been 24 hours?
Grayson: I missed you.

Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.

Ellie: Good lord you wake up peppy!
Jules: Now where was I before the siesta?

He just left and I'm jonezing for his cuddles.

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.

What does that cover? It looks like a net!

Jules: Whinny baby say what?
Grayson: What?

We got to get their attention - cough!

Not like that! You're not going off to war!

I'm gonna take turns crying on both of you.

Cougar Town Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.