Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSJules Cobb Quotes
His smile lights up the world.
Laurie
Grayson: Wow! That was insane. He was literally sitting on my face!
Jules: He's never had much feeling in his butt.
Yes, I got that from a Sandra Bullock movie, but ya know, I still mean it.
Jules: It's not like I was super cool.
Travis: Is that you dancing on stage with Bruce Springsteen?
Jules: Yeah that was super cool.
Jules: You suck at musical beers.
Grayson: This is my bar damn it.
Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.
Drinking keeps women skinny!
Jules: Grayson and I are like pools - we're still just sticking our toes in each other. Grossest thing I ever said.
Grayson: I'm gonna go throw up.
Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?
Jules: You work that hoes b**ch.
Grayson: You're weird Jules.
Jules: Weird like a fox.
I'm gonna otter the hell out of you.
Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!
