I can't read alive women right now...

Woody

Jonathan Taylor Thomas is not an acronym.

Peg H doesn't exist! I am going to kill somebody....

Shawn: I just made a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I've been thinking "Shawn, it's time you moved on in your life as a man." It's not just about me anymore.
Juliet: I think that's a very mature thought, Mr. Spencer.
Shawn: So you know what I'm gonna do?...I am gonna move in with my dad....

Shawn: Friend, that's me, I in friend status..
Juliet: Of course, what else would you be, Shawn?

You know, you're gonna make a really handsome baby daddy...

So the next time you decide to put your life in danger, remember there is someone that loves you that is worried sick...

Don't forget to Tivo "The Voice!"

Juliet: That is cheating right?
Carlton: Absolutely.

Juliet: You kiss her, you die.
Shawn: Duly noted.

Do you hear me? Off the show...NOW.

Lassiter, please pretend you're a human.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.