Eww, dad tried to take me out to fast food. Chicken nuggets are 15 points. It's almost bathing suit season

Hilda: Succulent and flavor full, reminds me of me
Justin: Mom, inappropriate

One minute til curtain. This is the worst thing that has ever happened and I'm not exaggerating

Hilda: I promise we'll get you into the city to see Hairspray
Justin: Like you promised me a new Fergus CD, which I still don't have? Come on mom, don't phunk with my heart

Hilda: So you really don't care how I dress?
Justin: Well I'm not crazy about the animal prints and you're a little over accessorized. You have your own style, it's cool.

Bobby's Mom: your a mother, why don't you try looking like it
Hilda: You're a woman, why don't you try looking like that
Justin: Snap!

Wilhelmina: Hey Wilhelmina, love the hat
Kayla Brooks: Thank you
Wilhelmina: Do we know this person?
Justin: Kayla Brooks, fashion correspondent for New York One. She's in midnight blue Chanel with pewter buttons and navy stockings
Wilhelmina: Mistake?
Justin: Colossal. She looks like a mailbox
Wilhelmina: You're good, Jason
Justin: It's Justin. You can call me whatever you want, I love you

Justin: Okay, here's how this is gonna work, ladies. You two are taking me to fashion week
Hilda: Justin...
Justin: No argument. I've been waiting for this my whole life I did my homework I called in sick to school today you just have to sign this little slip
Hilda: Don't think for a second...
Justin: I swear mom, I will run away. I know a kid in sixth grade that sell crack

Justin: Are you talking to Posh?
Betty: No, but I'm talking to the people that talk to her
Justin: Betty rules

Justin: ooh a Burberry belt. I gotta call all my friends
Hilda: No you don't!! Justin!!

Hilda: Who moved our Christmas decorations?
Justin: And what's Santa doing to that elf
Hilda: This has the skank prints of Gina Gamboni all over it!
Justin: Well you did run over her Christmas tree and Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness
Hilda: Grow up Tiny Tim, this means wars.

Hilda: Don't even think about it
Justin: How does she do that?
Santos: She's a little bit of a witch
Betty: Give or take a letter

Ugly Betty Quotes

I keep seeing you and Marc move up in the world and I feel like I am being left behind.

Amanda

My family is not your family, so let's turn that mustache upside down and go downstairs and finish dinner and then we'll be out of here

Marc