Kevin Malone Quotes
Erin: You're gonna be alright.
Kevin: No. No he's not.
You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.
I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.
Poor Andy. First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?
I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.
Oscar: Please don't say anything offensive.
Kevin: Got that bimbo?
Erin: Got it bimbo.
Darryl: Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?
Kevin: A little bit. Yeah. Right guys? Back me up.
Erin: Angela had the baby?
Kevin: Is it black? Because that would be hilarious.
Val: Does Daryl not swim?
Kevin: That's racist!
Hey Oscar, was that you who just created a party out of thin air? Or was it me?
A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.
I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple-cinnamon and a maple-brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk.