If and might. Your words inspire such confidence.

I don't have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.

Let's all say a prayer for Finn, who slept in a box longer than he lives as a man.

End us now, other. Or I'll send you back to Hell.

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

The worst thing for Elena Gilbert is the two of you.

We can sit and eat, or I can reach down your throats and pull out your insides. The choice is yours.

Help me destroy Stefan and I promise you our family will be whole again.

Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.