Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.

Kamekona: You all can redeem your tickets as soon as I get my pilot license
Kono: Wait, wait wait? You bought a helicopter and you don't have your license yet?
Kamekona: Technicality sister.

Male suspect traveling on foot, south on Koka Street. What's he wearing? Nothing, that's right he's bare ass naked.

So he was shot, burned, and hit by a car? Wow, this guy's having a great day.

I'm Five O, they don't have the password I do.

Kono: Okay, so let me get this straight. You believe in psychics but you don't believe in ghosts.
Danny: That is correct.

Adam: They would see one thing, Hiro Noshimuri son; the heir apparent to the head of the Yakuza.
Kono: They won't see that if you're clean.
Adam: I'm getting there.

Kono: You know what they use to call Sand Island?
Hanna: What's that?
Kono: Quarantine Island.
Hanna: Sounds like a great place to start an epidemic.

Kono: The airline gave us her cell phone number, but it goes straight to voice mail.
Steve: That makes sense right? If she's been kidnapped.
Danny: You trying to convince us or yourself?
Steve: Maybe a little of both.

Kono: That's a relief
Danny: Why is that a relief?
Kono: Because she makes you happy, and I like to see you happy.
Danny: Awww...

Chin Ho: For the record, Melia likes flowers and chocolates.
Kono: Doesn't hurt to make an effort and get a girl something nice.
Chin Ho: I need to be shopping huh?

Kono: Good job hiding the wire boss, where did you place it?
Steve: Let's put it this way, once we're done, he can keep it.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.