Tangential? Wow! You don't have to bust out the big words to impress me.

Danno: Steve fell. He's hurt.
Kono: Whoa-whoa wait, how bad?
Danno: I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I think he broke his arm.

Kono: You're a cop! You're supposed to tell the truth!
Chin: Sometimes things aren't so simple, Kono!

Kono: This room alone is bigger than my apparment.
Chin: The trunk of my car is bigger than your appartement.
Kono: Thanks for reminding me.

Kono: Don't look at your feet.
Danno: How am I supposed to know where my feet are if I can't look down at them?

Kono: Ooo...That guy's pretty hot.
McGarrett: The dark one, right?
Kono: Nah, the blonde.
Danno & McGarrett: That's me.

Chin: Hey, you're not psychic. You can't read people's minds.
Kono: I should have know he was lying.
Chin: That comes with time and experience, Kono. We all make mistakes. You gotta learn to live with that 'cos that's part of the job.

Chin: You did pass the H.P.D. Test for pursuit driving, right?
Kono: What test?

Kono: So, you deal with dead bodies all day, and your hobby is dead bodies?
Max: I also make pickles. It's a good way to reuse specimen jars.

Kono: Love is blind.
Danno: Not that blind.

Kono: Boss, I have a print kit in my car.
McGarrett: There's no time.

Kono: Anyone up for a swim?
Chin: I forgot my board shorts at home.
Danno: Looks like the rooky is going for a swim.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.