Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.

Those weren't weird faces. Those were my sexy faces.

Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal.

I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

I bring Finn a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes we may have a little lady chat.

One day you will all work for me

Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.

You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.

Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.

My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.

Will

Did somebody die in here?

Sam