[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.

Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.

Glee Quotes

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]