Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Makeovers are like crack to me.

He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.

I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.

How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

I love you more than I love being a star.

We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.

I'm full of ennui.

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.

Will

Did somebody die in here?

Sam