Larry David Quotes
Hopefully there's an afterlife. I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Larry: I saw this commercial last night, and Michael Jordan had a Hitler moustache.
Buckner: Yeah I saw that. He's the first one to wear that since Hitler. Isn't he?
I like to munch and pee.
Business Manager: You can't judge me because I have a beautiful wife.
Larry: Uhhhh, I think I can.
I didn't beat him. The one-armed man did it!
I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.
Larry: I am going to go do something nice, right now.
Susie: It's about time.
He's gonna change your life. And a life that sorely needs changing.
It's not for performance. It's just for recovery.
The woman is on this earth to catch balls. Interesting theory. Too bad I don't have a daughter. I would like to impart that knowledge to her.
Larry: Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way.
Leon: They some tricky mother fuckers.
Tie goes to the hetero.
