Lemon Breeland Quotes
Annabeth we're not animals, we can control who we do and do not sleep with.
Lemon: Do I just launch myself at him?
Annabeth: No, there should be no launching.
Lemon: He wants to make me dinner, that's code for he hates my cookin' right?
Annabeth: Sweetie, he wants to have sex.
Lemon: In fact I think it's a wonderful idea!
Shelby: It is?
Annabeth: Run...
Ruby: I suppose I am [the love of Lavon's life]. It's destiny. Poor Lemon, it must be so hard for you to hear about my happiness since this is the first Christmas you're having since being left at the altar.
Lemon: You don't know what you're talking about Ruby Jefferies, in fact you don't know anything at all. You aren't the only person that Lavon ever loved!
Lemon: Ruby, Merry Christmas.
Ruby: Likewise. though I don't know, the Holidays can expose the emptiness in ones life.
Lemon: Me? No, I'm dating someone actually. You remember him? He's the guy that chose me over you.
Ruby: The dentist?
Lemon: Orthodontist.
Ruby: Oh good, maybe he can give you a free session to fix that underbite.
Lemon: You are just such a riot!
Lemon: This one really hurt huh
Lavon: This one took me by surprise. I didn't realize how hard I'd fallen for Ruby. I think I lost it.
Lemon: I'm sorry
Lavon: I haven't taken a leap like this since... [Lemon]
Lemon: I'm sorry about that too.
Lavon: Took me a long time to get over you.
Zoe: How could I be so gullible? I'm from New York!
Lemon: Yes, please. Remind me again.
[To Lemon] I never know what you want.
Lavon
Lemon: [To Zoe] What the heck are you wearing?...... Is that Wade's shirt?
Zoe: Is it! Wade! I told you to do your own laundry, stop putting your clothes in with mine!
Wade: Oh.... Man... I really hate... her.
Lemon: Oh Lavon, please tell me you're still not in love with me!
Lavon: What!? No!
Lemon: [To Brick] Remind the gardner to trim back the roses and re-fertilize the front lawn and pick up your dry cleaning. Don't forget you need to lift and pull up on the dryer door when it get's stuck and-
Brick: I can run my own home...
