Leonard Hofstadter Quotes
Leonard: So don't watch TV. Read a book.
Sheldon: And be a social pariah? Now you know that's not my style.
Sheldon: Oh what fun. Like hippies at a love-in.
Leonard: Just sit here.
Sheldon: Right on man, right on.
Leonard: Still arguing which is the best CSI?
Howard: We agreed they all have their merits.
I'm still not adjusted to how SyFy spells their name now. S-Y-F-Y... that's siffy.
Sheldon: I'm not aware of the acronym KMN.
Leonard: From the context we think it means 'kill me now.'
Leonard: How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?
Howard: Apparently if you're Sheldon all you have to do is turn your back.
Penny: What if I got him to apologize and promise to behave?
Leonard: Then I guess we would let him back on the app team and while we're doing that, you can take an aerial tour of L.A. on your flying pig.
Leonard: It's what we do. We give each other a hard time. Hey, Sheldon, you look like a praying mantis.
Sheldon: That was very hurtful.
You actually want to deceive your father with some sort of sham, playacting and kissing? Because I'm good with that.
Sheldon: And here's where we are -- the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
Leonard: So it's good we stopped for dinner.
Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?
Raj: Woh, woh, woh! I don't want to speak to the FBI.
Leonard: Why not?
Raj: I'm brown and I talk funny.