Leroy Jethro Gibbs Quotes
Reeves: What a load of bollocks.
Doctor Cho [confused]: What?
Gibbs: Cut the crap, Doc.
Hug on your own time!
The more you know, the less you understand.Gibbs [on being told about memes]
Sloane: You’re gonna leave a complete stranger alone in your house.
Sloane: I could rob you blind.
Gibbs: Lock up when you’re done.
Sloane: Ah, I can see you’re a glass half full kind of guy!
Gibbs: Depends. What’s in the glass?
Jimmy: Oh! Am I interrupting?
Gibbs: Nope. You’re right on time.
Jimmy: That’s unusual.
Sportelli: Ever wish you weren’t the boss, Gibbs? I thought I was getting a promotion. Instead I got everyone else’s problems.
Gibbs: Our job’s to fix ‘em.
Sportelli: Exactly. But what if we can’t?
Yeah, look, I’ve survived worse, I’ve cheated death a bunch, but… this is different. I thought it was over.
You’ve just said more to me about how you feel in the last two minutes than in all the time that I’ve known you. If that’s not a new you, I don’t know what is.Grace Confalone [to Gibbs]
Bishop [about Ducky and Jimmy]: To think they actually enjoy this!
Gibbs: Ha! Face it -- we *all* enjoy this.
McGee: Why’d you have to swing so hard?
Gibbs: Why’d you have to have to break my wood carving?
McGee: Well, we went from a snowball’s chance in hell of getting out of here to a--
Gibbs: --snowball’s chance in Arizona.