NCIS
Mondays 8:00 PM on CBSLeroy Jethro Gibbs Quotes
DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!
Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Gibbs: Overboard!
Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!
We all gonna fit on the ledge and hold hands? You wanna help Palmer, do your jobs!
Quinn: Do you believe in miracles?
Gibbs: No.
Quinn: Do you believe in Abby?
Gibbs: With all my heart!
Bishop, I’ve been listening to you for the last ten minutes, and I *still* don’t know what you’re saying.
‘You think you’re alone in the dark. Close your eyes. Remember everything good.’ My mom said that to me just before she died. Smart lady.
Fornell: Hey, Gibbs! You gotta come over here and push down on my pelvis!
Gibbs: I'm gonna pass on that.
Fornell: What on earth are you doing?!
Emily: Me? What are *you* doing, Dad?
Fornell: I *was* sleeping!
Emily: I noticed. Still on Uncle Gibbs's couch for some reason.
Fornell: You nearly scared me to death. And "Uncle Gibbs" is probably upstairs loading his bazooka as we speak!
Gibbs [calmly eating cereal]: Nope. I'm good.
Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Gibbs: ...Nope!
Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.
