Leslie Knope Quotes
Tom: Leslie, do you want to say some stuff to Ben now?
Leslie: My first draft of my vows, that I wrote the day after we got engaged clocked in around 70 pages.
No time to do the Tim Gunn voice. Wait, what am I talking about? There's always time.
How did Cinderella finish her dress so fast? Birds and squirrels, yeah that's not gonna work.
Leslie: Ron, I'm going to need you to walk me down the aisle.
Ron: It would be an honor. And the first time I won't regret walking down the aisle.
Leslie: But my mom isn't here. And you parents aren't here.
Ben: Good!
No one achieves anything alone.
Oh, no! Pawnee has been hit with a Tornado Quake!
Leslie: It is with a heavy heart that I say: we have been Jammed.
Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster.
Damnit, Jamm. I should have had animal control kill you.
If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? I hope so! Because the only way that this gala is going to happen is if you do everything I say.
My God. I have driven Ann right into the belly of the douche.
