Leslie Knope Quotes
Ron: Take this compass. All great adventurers need one.
Leslie: As far as all this firing stuff goes...I will not forget and I will never forgive you.
What did you put in this sugar? It's so good!
We're overrun with raccoons and obese toddlers.
Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.
Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.
Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.
We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. And
it is very classy -- no melons and no apples.
My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.
I was in favor of closing the Borders bookstore, not the border to Mexico.
Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.
Jennifer: I swear the air in this town is killing my brain cells."
Leslie: The water isn't good for you either, you shouldn't drink the tap water.