Leslie Knope Quotes
I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack that lasted seven hours. Now, when I need these people to complain they're done in 45 minutes?
Oh hey Ben, have you ever seen my complete collection of all 193 National Flags? Oh, here they are!
Yeah we got the moon. What are you going to do without tides, Peru?
Turns out when you think the world's ending you don't aim so carefully in the porto potties.
They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.
Leslie: If the world was ending tomorrow I'd want to be with him.
Ron: Well that's significant the problem is the world's not ending tomorrow.
Well, math is hard.
Allergic to chestnuts... and good haircuts.
Tanya: I've never seen you buy a salad at Sue's Salads.
Leslie: That's because I don't hate myself Tanya.
Despite the fact that this seems like a party for Tom's face I think it's going pretty well.
Tom come over here and talk about how great I am.
Tom Haverford is a selfish, sleazy, self-promoting, good-hearted, secretly kind and wonderful tiny, little person.
