Leslie Knope Quotes
Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.
Ron: I don't have the material for Smores.
Leslie: You you do, I always emergency smore rations in my car.
Leslie: Oh President Reagan, my blazer popped open.â€¨
Ben: Well, Maggy Thatcher, let me help you with that. Our countries have had a very special relationship.
Ben: Show me Pelosi again.â€¨
Leslie: Okay, lay down.
Leslie: When I first met you I thought you were a fascist hard ass.
Ben: Should we talk about how you claimed your mom was a Filipino woman you've never met.â€¨
Leslie: Should we?
You know what I should do? I should get my mother a one way ticket to London, leaving today. That way Ben never has to meet her and I could visit her in London. Everybody wins.
Ben: I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.
â€¨Leslie: Yeah, good call.
Leslie: And you have an officemate, his name is Stewart. And he's kind of a grouch.
â€¨Ann: I have an officemate?
â€¨Stewart: Get these f-ing balloons out of here.
Leslie: Oh my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover.
Ben: I feel great. I ran 5K this morning.
Ben: No, I threw up in the shower.
Perfect. I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom, the wiz palace as I like to call it.
The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.