Lester Patel Quotes
Greta: The only question is, do you wanna die with your wig on or off?
Lester: Are you talking about my hair?
Jeff: Black forest ham on honey oat with chipotle sauce, banana peppers, and jalapenos?
Lester: See? No Buy More employee eats that sophisticated.
Lester: That new Greta just disappeared into thin air.
Jeff: I've seen her do that before. I thought it was just in my head. She also has a tail.
Lester: Yeah, that is in your head.
Morgan: Can you just get Casey back to my apartment in Echo Park? There's a key under the mat.
Lester: No, no, we got keys.
Lester: What are you talking about? Cars have been following us for months.
Casey: How do you know they weren't just driving behind you?
Lester: Do you ever miss Ace of Base?
Jeff: Always.
It's not all bad. I'm expanding my understand of universal mind. Jeff has a new pet rock named Bruce. I asked him why Bruce and he that when he hits it, it doesn't Bruce.
Art, good! Commercialism, bad! Evil! Weird! Chubby!
Morgan is dying. I got dibs on his locker. Its location is far more prestigious than my own.
Jeffery, don't make me afraid to be alone with you.
Jeff: Do they have any idea how much stalking experience I have?
Lester: If only they did Jeffery. You're very prolific. You're the Picasso of creepiness.
Jeff: It's true and this is my Blue Period.
Literally no way of knowing where this guy's mouth has been before this. Fire hydrants? Diseased animals? Puppets?
