Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCLexie Grey Quotes
Sadie: Death is so wrong about you.
Lexie: What did she say?
Sadie: That you're a priss.
Lexie: Shall we call a code?
Cristina: There is no code on an outpatient surgery in the middle of the night because normally, this would be done by a surgeon in a regular OR.
Alex: Was there this much blood in his urine before?
Lexie: No ...
Cristina: He's going to need a bedside-
Alex: Dibs on that.
Cristina: No no no. That's mine. And his bladder repair is mine too.
Owen: Get away from that man right now!
Cristina: 3, run these by the lab, and then go down to the morgue and get the forms for an unclaimed body.
Lexie: He needs a chest tube, right? I was just thinking, with the solo surgery coming up, that-
Cristina: With the solo surgery coming up your job is to impress me. Go.
Owen: Dr. Yang with the solo surgery coming up your job is to impress me. You're planning for his death while I'm fighting for his life.
Cristina: I was trying to be prepared, I'm sorry ...
Owen: I can't use sorry. I can use a doctor. Be one.
Izzie: Graciella charts like crap. But she can put in a line. Claire, on the other hand, nearly castrated a guy with a catheter.
Lexie: We can hear you!
Alex: I might dump Pearson.
Izie: Oh, why does he suck?
Alex: I just hate saying the name Pearson.
Izzie: Hmm.
Meredith: Excuse me! What is going on?
Izzie: Trying to decide which of our interns to give to George.
Lexie: In front of us, they're deciding in front of us. Like livestock at a state fair.
Cristina: I think I'll keep Lexipedia. She remembers many things... and she bathes, which is much more than i can say for stinky 2 over there. You smell.
[to George] Did you even ask for me? I helped decorate your stupid locker and you don't even see it! You don't see anything! I am such an idiot. And you are a jerk. You didn't even ASK for me? Screw you, Dr. O'Malley.
George: Interns don't respect me.
Lexie: I would respect you if I was your intern!
Cristina: George, the interns don't respect you because they're not scared of you. Just decimate one every few days, it's not rocket science.
Meredith: I don't even want the credit, but the clinical trial was my idea. And I had to beg him to do it. More than once.
Izzie: It's okay if you want the credit. I would want the credit.
Cristina: When you screw the attendings you get screwed. They have all the power.
Lexie: Interns, you could screw interns. Date, you could DATE interns. Because we're so non-threatening.
Lexie: George is filling out paperwork, doing his real-life doctor thing, so I figured this would be a good time to decorate his locker.
Cristina: Gimme that coffee.
Richard: O'Malley: Test results.
Lexie: You passed! You're not an intern anymore!
Lexie: Hey... You passed. We are going to celebrate. I'm going to buy you a beer, and all the peanuts you can eat.
George: What if I didn't pass?
Lexie: Then ... I'll buy you a beer anyway. Beer for losers.
