Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCLexie Grey Quotes
Meredith: What's with the flowers?
Lexie: Uh, are you asking as a resident or a sister?
Lexie: Where's your girlfriend?
Alex: Back with her husband, I'm guessing... And I don't have a girlfriend.
Lexie: Or a conscience, apparently.
Cristina: I’m gonna go get Sloan.
Lexie: What you’re leaving?
Cristina: I’ll be right back. You can do this. You’re doing this.
Lexie: I never knew what to say to them. In high school. Kids like him. They were always so... separate from the rest of us, you know, alone. It wasn't like that for me. I was prom queen and class valedictorian.
Izzie: Yeah, I wouldn't broadcast that.
Cristina: Hey, I brought supplies. (Lexie walks in behind her and Meredith looks confused and shakes her head) ... She's got no one.
Meredith: I'm drinking. Are you drinking, Lexie?
Lexie: Yeah, a drink would be good.
Christina: You did a good job today. That was not easy. What you did was not easy, it was brave.
Lexie: We killed him. The hospital, Sloan, us... we were not prepared.
Christina: Yeah... yeah, that happens sometimes.
Lexie: That's... do you have any idea how backwards that is?
Christina: We help more than we hurt.
Lexie: I have no one.
Nick: So, uh, you want to help me plot my revenge?
Lexie: Girlfriend?
Nick: Mmm. Here's what I'm thinking. I page her here, and then, uhh, you know, I'm all like, "I'm dying and I just need to gaze at your beauty one last time," and then she gets here, and I flash her the artery.
Lexie: It's mean.
Nick: Right?
Lexie: I like it.
Nick: Well,you want me to help you plot your revenge?
Lexie: Okay.
Nick: Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. You go out with me. Just like that. Bam! New boyfriend. And he'll be all "what's he got that I don't have?" And you'll be all "carotid artery exposed... Top that, loser," and he'll be all "I can't, I can't top that, I am a loser!"
Nick: You seeing anyone? I... I’m just making conversation. My... my artery is exposed and it kinda limits my game.
Lexie: Okay. Yes... kind of... I am.
Nick: Nice guy?
Lexie: Yeah. He is. Well, he is kinda nice guy disguised as a jerk.
Nick: Oh yeah, I... I know that type. My... my girlfriend was a nice girl disguised as a vapid narcissist. But then it turned out she really she really was just a vapid narcissist.
Lexie: Ouch!
Nick: How am I doing?
Lexie: Strong and stable.
Nick: Strong and stable? Two words that have never been used to describe me. Ever.
[Alex kisses Lexie]
Lexie: I'm still not speaking to you.
Alex: You don't have to speak.
Alex: Hey!
Lexie: I'm late for Sloan's meeting.
Alex: Yeah, so am I.
Lexie: Also, I'm not speaking to you.
