Cristina: It's Sophie's choice.
Meredith: It's Sophie's choice?
Lexie: I've never seen that movie.
Cristina: Well, you should. It's really funny.

Well, I didn't even know there was a you to meet.

It's my father's girlfriend whom I've just met just now.

Cause that would be inappropriate.

Mark, no, my day's been too messed up to have you in it too.

He was too busy lovin' up on a tattooed twenty-year-old.

Cristina: There's no way she's twenty. She's gotta be like 26, 27.
Lexie: I'm 27.
Cristina: Oh. Gross.

That's what happens when your boyfriend's an old man. Old men get cancer.

I never really got it before, but this is how he operates. He starts up new families, stops talking to the old ones. He'll go off marry Dani the tattooed lady, have six little mid-life crisis babies, and I'll never hear from him again. It's exactly what he did to you.

Mark is having a baby, and he didn't even ask my opinion. He just clobbered me with it again. And he's leaving me behind again. So we're done. You know? We have to be, but I miss him.

Crap, my dad's tatted up skank isn't the bitch. I am.

That a hooker on your shoulder?

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey