Liam: There's not gonna be any more kissing today.
Beth: Do I even wanna know?
Liam: No.

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• Added: January 28, 2010

If that weed is yours, it explains the universal popularity of your brownies.

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• Added: January 28, 2010

My first kiss was perfect. I'm just waiting for the one that beats it.

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• Added: January 28, 2010

Addy: I'm half-naked here.
Liam: Relax. I've seen hers and you're like a sister.

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• Added: January 28, 2010

Liam: I may screw anything that moves, but I don't lie. Which is why I'm forced to say: that skirt makes you look fat.

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• Added: January 21, 2010

When it comes to women, I have an impulse control problem.

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• Added: January 21, 2010