Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCLuke Dunphy Quotes
Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.
Dad I was with you on the tight rope, I was your wingman at the wing eating competition, but I’m not feeling this one. You’re missing Christmas Eve.
Manny: You know what’s super helpful? When the guy in line behind you calls you Mount Sweatmore.
Luke: I was trying to relax you.
Phil: Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?
Luke: No one, no one says that.
Well there was this girl on the 16-year-old team who wasn't wearing a bra, so that was cool.
You know, I've got problems of my own. I can't always be the lovable sidekick on the manny show. Did you even notice I'm binge eating?
For the record, I do all my own wiping.
Alex: He keeps asking me to hand him all of the instruments, he wants me to act like a nurse.
Luke: Now it sounds like a date in Haley's life.
Haley: Okay so after a quick scan of his facebook, twitter, tumblr, pinterest and instagram, this is what I know.
Luke: Privacy is dead?
I'm not adorable, I'm getting a mustache.
Wouldn't you rather have toast that's already buttered?
Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
