Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCLuke Dunphy Quotes
I know what sex is, it's when a man and a woman take off their underwear and get into bed.
Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning.
I think we should drag him out of his car and punch him in the stomach until he barfs.
Luke: Here's something I didn't know about mannequins: They don't have a wiener.
Luke: Dad's like crazy fun, but you're nice.
Claire: I'm nice?!?
Luke: Well, not now.
I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?
Luke: Is that Mom's apron?
Phil: It's an apron.
Luke: I've heard The Jonas Brothers get nervous before every show.
Phil: Not Kevin.
Luke: Especially Kevin!
I brought you some soda, but I couldn't find any straws, so you'll have to drink it like cats.
I got scared because the cabinet didn't fall down.
Phil: Wow, this place has really changed. Time marches on, huh? See that Starbucks down there, you know what that used to be?
Luke: An orange grove?
Phil: No, a Burger King. You can still see some of the architecture.
My dad says the greatest singer who ever lived is Peabo Bryson.
