Lynette Scavo Quotes
Lynette: Huh. That's weird.
Lynette: I have an "Isn't that Ironic?" app that usually buzzes when people say stuff like that.
Lynette: You tidied up the dead guy?
Bree: I felt it was respectful at the time.
Come in! And don't be an axe murderer.
My son eats waffsicles!
You had me at stupid girlfriend.
What is that... 5 guys in a week? Is she starting a basketball team?
The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait too long around pap smears.
Renee: Oh my God, look at your hair!
Lynette: Do you like it?
Renee: Is it permanent?
Renee: Then I love it!
This one kept knocking me up so I won't get to be nostalgic until I'm 90.
Lynette: I thought you had a date with Ben.
Renee: He cancelled again. Some stupid real estate project for the poor. Bastard.
Let the dating begin.
You can't marry that sunflower seed.