Lynette Scavo Quotes
How about this? Go the bank and get a hundred thousand singles and roll around naked on them. And then apologize to everybody in the bank and then come home.
I'm not ready to get over it. I have a lot of anger to work through before we sweep this under the carpet and move on.
I hate you. A lot. But I do foresee a day far in the future when I might only hate you a little.
Lynette: Tom's packing! We're talking big—circus big! So big that he can drive in the carpool lane when he's alone! If it falls in the forest, believe me: It makes a sound. The Washington Monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'
Your job is to watch television and eat way too much candy and my job is to make sure that's all your job is.
Tom: I'm taking the necessary precautions.
Lynette: The necessary precautions being your own weight in cheese doodles?
Renee was always the one with the fashion sense. Before I met her, I'd never even heard of Gucci or Prada... or Chlamydia.
Try not to take too long because I miss you already.
Tom: So, Paris, Prague, Madrid... it sounds like you guys saw everything.
Lynette: But you still haven't told us how you two met.
Preston: Well, uh, the first time I saw Irina was on a beach in Nice.
Irina: It was, uh, how you say in english? The... (she gestures)
Tom: T-topless?
Irina: Yes!
Lynette: Oh, you really did see everything.
Think of a world where the toilet seat is never up! This is our time to take them down!
Tom: How could you forget her birthday?
Lynette: I'm pregnant. I forget pants sometimes.
I am not leaving that woman in charge of our children. In three months the twins will be chain-smoking and Penny will be an alcoholic.
