Hair? Sending hair? That's demented.
It's like an online shush.Mac [complaining about not being friended]
Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?
Bill Gates and that rain man, Mark Zuckerberg.
3D boobies. Now THIS is news.
The love of your life was a black woman named Shadynasty?
Why wouldn't we have a crucifix in the bar?
That dog is turning into hot soup out there in the sun.
Goddamnit I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!
So there's another unrelated diddler in the mix?
You look like you're at your own wake.Mac [to Frank]
How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?Mac [to Dee]