Malory: We need a diversity hire.
Archer: I vote Asian chick!

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Archer: You're black...ish.
Lana: Ish!?
Archer: Well what's the word for it, Lana? You freaked out when I said quadroon!
Lana: (sarcastic) Imagine that!!
Archer: You imagine it!
Malory: BOTH OF YOU IMAGINE SHUTTING UP!!!

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Do you want Ants? Because that is how you get ants!

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• Added: January 03, 2011

Oh please, Pam's as full of crap as she is of carbohydrates.

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• Added: January 03, 2011

Malory: Agent Performance: unsatisfactory.
Archer: Aw, com 'on. At worst that was "needs improvement."

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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.

Archer

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