She keeps saying she has news, but I bet she just wrote a blog post or found a new hot dog or something.

Elijah: What the fuck are you wearing?
Marnie: My uniform.
Elijah: You look like a slutty Von Trapp child.

I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.

I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order 6 pizzas to make myself feel better.

Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.

Hannah: You don't have a plan.
Marnie: I think maybe that's a good thing for me.

I pay all the bills in this apartment, does that not give me one night off from talking about you and your problems?

Marnie: She captured something really true about the uncertainty of being our age. I cried twice.
Hannah: Well are you getting your period?

I support you, literally, do you know how much money you owe me at this point?

I like her; she doesn't indulge the negativity.

That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.

We've known each other for 6 years, you've known my name for 3.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.


Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.