Mercedes: Can we try something a little more black?
Rachel: It's glee club. Not crunk club.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I'm not down with this background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.

Glee Quotes

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]