Kelso: Jackie's good for gas money.
Eric: You are such a whore.
Fez: When does the boat get here, whore?

Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a permanent.
Kelso: So that's permanent?

Donna: Oh, have I told you how incredibly attractive you are Eric?
Eric: No.
Kelso: You told me he was cute.
Donna: No I didn't.
Kelso: I remember, 'cause you said not to say anything in front of Eric.

That 70's Show Quotes

Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.

Kitty: Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.
Red: Out of town.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: I told them not to.