Favorite Ming Haung Quotes
We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.
If it takes the rest of my life I'm going to take that cunt down.
Tamara: You would know if it was me. I can't keep a secret for shit.
Ming: True.
Jenna: The Mafia knows?
Ming: Is that a rhetorical question? Of course we do! We're magic.
We shouldn't be meeting on school grounds. Hello Kitty might see us!
Ming: You know my locker combo?
Becca: I also know your bra size, but I'm not gonna advertise it.
Dude, I wasn’t paying attention to you. I was watching the show.
I'm gonna bump uglies tonight!
Ex-nay on the Chinese-a. The mafia is everywhere, and they can't know what I know. It's all about the long play.