We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.

If it takes the rest of my life I'm going to take that cunt down.

Tamara: You would know if it was me. I can't keep a secret for shit.
Ming: True.

Jenna: The Mafia knows?
Ming: Is that a rhetorical question? Of course we do! We're magic.

We shouldn't be meeting on school grounds. Hello Kitty might see us!

Ming: You know my locker combo?
Becca: I also know your bra size, but I'm not gonna advertise it.

Dude, I wasn’t paying attention to you. I was watching the show.

I'm gonna bump uglies tonight!

Ex-nay on the Chinese-a. The mafia is everywhere, and they can't know what I know. It's all about the long play.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna