Miranda Hobbes Quotes
Carrie: That question mark is hostile.
Charlotte: Miranda can't we sue them or something?
Miranda: For what, mis-punctuation?
(Charlotte is reading a magazine article)
Miranda: How is that helping? This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us.
Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous.
Charlotte: Absolutely.
Miranda: I'd take an orgasm over a cup of French drip Colombian any day.
Carrie: For me, its a toss up.
Miranda: This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us.
Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous.
Charlotte: Absolutely!
Miranda: Your seriously advocating faking?
Charlotte: No, but if you really like a guy what's one little moment of oh oh, versus, spending the whole night in bed alone.
Charlotte: Forget it, I'm not dating anyone who is known as Mr Pussy.
Samantha: Why not?
Charlotte: Maybe I want more than that.
Samantha: Oh, sweetie, if a man is good at that there is nothing more.
Carrie & Miranda: Amen!
If a man is over thirty and single there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.
The women are speaking about oral sex
Charlotte: Would you please just stop calling it that.
Samantha: Fine, going down, giving head.
Carrie: Eating Out!
Miranda: I never understood that, shouldn't it be eating in?
This is why I don't date. The men out there are freaks!
I can't believe this, we spend all our lives trying to hid the fat in our ass and your gonna put it right out there on your face?
Miranda: He's a freak! Aside from technique what do you even know about him? Do you talk?
Samantha: Do you even fuck?
You can tell everything about a person by who their friends are.
