The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Moe Szyslak Quotes
Why am I payin' $14.95 a month for this?
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(bowing to Homer) King of thieves, we worship you!
Apu and Moe
Homer: Moe, can we talk?
Moe: Are you crazy? It's 500 degrees in here! (Checks thermometer) Oh no wait, it's only 495. What's on your mind?
Homer: Moe, I can save you if you let go of the grandfather clock.
Moe: But it's been in my family for over 40 seconds!
Apu: Are you suggesting we should steal?
Moe: Hey, it ain't stealing if you take it fast.
Homer: Burns stiffed us!
Moe: I can't believe he acted completely in character!
Moe: You know, I think I'll volunteer, too.
Barney: Why'd you say "too"?
Moe: Well, I assume I'm not the first one.
Homer: And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Moe: Hey Homer, I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.
If the late great Nora Ephron taught us anything,it's that - oh, what's my other inflatable doll doing here?!?
Bring out your beds. Bring out your beds.
There's sexy bald like..uh...Babar, king of the elephants. I read his books as a kid. He married his cousin Celeste. That was my takeaway.
Yeah, I always go with three, the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, Hunger Gamed in the womb.
