Mr. Burns Quotes
Lenny: No, mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers, also water in the decontamination showers.
I appreciate the counsel Simpson, now please trap door yourself out.
I demand to see that capitalism castrating suffragette this instant.
Beware, rabbits. I spy with my transplanted eyes.
Don't pester the rich. I don't hand out candy, you son of a grinch.
Burns: How much for your entire collection?
Comic Book Guy: Um, the speed of light expressed in dollars.
Burns (to Smithers): Just give him Faraday's constant.
Hello, Smithers. Fancy seeing you in casual encounter park.
I insist you never wear shoes or a proper necktie again. Just house slippers and the most humiliating tie there is - bolo.
Take us out first. Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job.
Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!
Mr. Burns: What?
Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.
Apu: Mr Burns, just jump into the net!
Mr. Burns: What's in it for me?
Moe: Just jump!
Homer: Oh! This is Eduardo. He's the pool boy. He thinks he's an angry old rich man.
Mr. Burns: I am an angry old rich man!
Homer: (whispers) That's the pool chemicals talking.