Ari: Playboy mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It's my fucking job.
Mrs. Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children.
Ari: Oh my God, baby!
Mrs. Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2:00 AM, I'll be standing at the gates screaming "Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra!"
Ari: Sounds good

Mrs. Ari: You are such an asshole.
Ari: I'm the asshole that pays for your art lessons and gets celebrities to attend your charity events, and supports your deadbeat brother.
Mrs. Ari: Hey little agent boy, you better be back here for the cake.
Ari: Okay

Ari's Wife: Could I have the car keys please?
Ari: Come on! There's a cab stand at fucking Yawnka!
Ari's Wife: Give me the fucking keys!
[Ari hands over keys]
Ari: Drop me off

Entourage Quotes

They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?

Ari

Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes