God! Don't superheroes ever use stairs?

Myka: Who was that masked man?
Pete: That was no man, that was a superhero.

Leena: Now that is something I never expected to see.
Pete: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she must have found an artifact that makes her act like a girl.
Myka: mmmuaahh (makes face).

Pete: (wrestling with H.G. Wells) I would hate to have to hit a sweet old Victorian woman.
Myka: I on the other hand, have no problem shooting one (pointing gun at H.G. Wells).

Myka: H.G. Wells is actually a woman, I am going to have to process this.
Pete: Make it fast would ya?

Myka: Pete, Artie says that H.G Wells is actually........
Pete: (With a gun at his neck) A woman, a really hot woman, maybe good with a gun.
Myka: He left out the gun part.

Myka: So do all your dates work out this way?
Pete: On a scale of 1 to 10 I am giving this one a 7.

Artie: Hey, guys, the Phoenix and the Goblet of Severan, Mrs. Frederic says they've been taken from the warehouse. And she seemed shaken.
Pete: Mrs. Frederic? Seemed shaken?
Artie: Yeah.
Myka: That is so not comforting.

Pete: Okay, let's go over what we don't know.
Myka: That could take weeks.
Pete: Months.
Myka: Years.

Pete: He thinks you're still in D.C. They both do.
Myka: Well, yeah. And if you tell them any differently, I swear, I will... I will drop a dictionary on your crotch.

Myka: "Baylor Dodgeball. Used for military dexterity and agility training. Multiples upon contact." That we already know. "Acquired after the... bludgeoning deaths of five cadets in 1972."
Pete: Uh, uh, bludgeoning is b-bad.
Myka: Agreed, Agreed.

Myka: I just hope she's okay, you know?
Pete: Claudia's like bamboo. You can bend her all you want, but she'll never break.