Nancy: Why do you do that whole sexist thing? That whole oppression thing?
Club owner: Because you scare the sh*t out of us.

Doug: I'm on fuego. You want to dance?
Nancy: No I'm okay.
Doug: Andy?

(to her dead parents graves) You think marrying a Jew was bad, you should have met this little guy's father.

It's also racist to assume all Asians are bad drivers, but they are.

Silas: What's next another concert? Mom?
Nancy: Copenhagen. But first, one more stop.

I'm so done with this country. We need to go someplace far far away.

Silas, really, you're in charge.

Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?

I want to see those washers going 24/7. This families gonna make hash - lots of it. Won't that be nice?

Nancy: I like it here.
Andy: You got laid.
Nancy: I want to stay here for a while.

Jack: Hey, I didn't get your name.
Nancy: No you didn't.

Jack: No smoking. State Law.
Nancy: Yeah, wouldn't want to piss off the only other customer.

Weeds Quotes

I'm the suburban baroness of bud, Nancy.

Nancy Botwin

You've made your bed, now f**k in it.

Nancy Botwin