Tobias recently lost his medical license for administering C.P.R. to a person who, as it turns out, was not having a heart attack.

Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.

Narrator: And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail.
Michael: You love it here?
George Sr.: Oh, I'm having the time of my life. Hey, T-Bone.

Arrested Development Quotes

Um, I forget their name, but I know they're hungry. I think some are thirsty.

Lindsay

(talking about the money their fund-raiser brought in) Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. I mean, how ...
(Michael looks surprised) ... are you?

Tobias